# | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
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1 | Eastenders Intro | Paul Merton | | 0:54 |
2 | Posh’s Kidnap | Anne Robinson, John Simpson, Paul Merton, Ian Hislop | | 1:26 |
3 | Fireman’s Dispute | Boris Johnson, Paul Merton, Clive Anderson, Ian Hislop | | 1:48 |
4 | Kick Blair’s Butt | Boris Johnson, Tony Blair, Clive Anderson, Paul Merton, Ian Hislop, Stephen K. Amos | | 6:55 |
5 | Baiting Anne Robinson | Anne Robinson, John Simpson, Ian Hislop | | 0:30 |
6 | Odd One Out (Sorbonne) | William Hague, Jeremy Clarkson, Paul Merton, Ian Hislop, Linda Smith | | 2:35 |
7 | Father Christmas Doesn’t Exist | Charles Kennedy, Paul Merton, Will Self, Ian Hislop, Robert Winston | | 1:07 |
8 | The Queen’s Week | John Sergeant, Ian Hislop, Lorraine Kelly, Paul Merton, Germaine Greer | | 2:06 |
9 | Autopsy | John Sergeant, Paul Merton, Lorraine Kelly, Germaine Greer, Ian Hislop | | 2:19 |
10 | Tabloid Buzzer Round | Sanjeev Bhaskar, Paul Merton, Nick Robinson, Ian Hislop, Rebecca Front | | 4:50 |
11 | Miss World | Stephen K. Amos, Clive Anderson, Boris Johnson, Paul Merton, Ian Hislop | | 2:14 |
12 | Odd One Out (Opera Named After Them) | Charlotte Church, Ian Hislop, Jimmy Carr, Paul Merton, Jennie Bond | | 0:56 |
13 | Butler Trial Collapses | Paul Merton, Anne Robinson, Ian Hislop, John O’Farrell, John Simpson | | 1:43 |
14 | Cherie and the Bristol Flats | Charles Kennedy, Paul Merton, Will Self, Ian Hislop, Cherie Blair, Tony Blair | | 2:20 |
15 | Missing Words (Innovations Catalogue) | Martin Clunes, Ruby Wax, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Glenda Jackson | | 2:15 |
16 | Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Trial | Martin Clunes, Paul Merton, Glenda Jackson, Ian Hislop | | 3:10 |
17 | Scottish Hedgehog Cull | Jeremy Clarkson, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Mo Mowlam | | 2:17 |
18 | Odd One Out (Changed Name to Michael) | Martin Clunes, Ruby Wax, Ian Hislop | | 1:20 |
19 | SARS | Jeremy Clarkson, Ian Hislop, Michael Grade, Paul Merton | | 1:24 |
20 | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Charles Kennedy, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton | | 0:37 |
21 | Eurovision 2003 | Hugh Dennis, Gyles Brandreth, Ian Hislop | | 1:46 |
22 | Missing Words (British Homing World) | Ian Hislop, Paul Merton | | 2:11 |
23 | Missing Words (European Sandwich & Snack News) | Hugh Dennis, Gyles Brandreth, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton | | 2:29 |
24 | Iraq War Round-Up | Martin Clunes, Paul Merton, Ruby Wax, Ian Hislop, Glenda Jackson | | 4:33 |
25 | European Constitution | Hugh Dennis, Gyles Brandreth, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Martin Freeman | | 1:54 |
26 | Schtum Doctor | Bruce Forsyth, Marcus Brigstocke, Ian Hislop | | 1:00 |
27 | Play Your Iraqi Cards Right | Bruce Forsyth, Ian Hislop, Marcus Brigstocke, Paul Merton, Natasha Kaplinsky | | 4:30 |
28 | Conveyor Belt Connections | Bruce Forsyth, Marcus Brigstocke, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton | | 2:55 |
29 | Missing Words (Dancing Times) | Bruce Forsyth, Marcus Brigstocke, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Natasha Kaplinsky | | 3:28 |