# | Title | Rating | Length |
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1 | Hi, How's It Going | | 0:10 |
2 | Clap You Fuckers Clap | | 1:35 |
3 | Witty Banter | | 0:37 |
4 | Why I Didn't Call | | 3:56 |
5 | Witty Yet Heretical Banter | | 2:16 |
6 | Jump on a Cross and Die | | 4:06 |
7 | Even Wittier Banter | | 0:27 |
8 | The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen | | 4:56 |
9 | Banter So Witty You'll Plotz | | 1:00 |
10 | Fuck You (And the Sport Utility Vehicle You Rode in On) | | 3:33 |
11 | Again With the Banter? | | 0:35 |
12 | Bite Me | | 3:22 |
13 | Does This Dork Ever Shut Up? | | 1:08 |
14 | The Gaucho Named Klaus | | 4:55 |
15 | Yadda Yadda Yadda | | 1:24 |
16 | My Soul Ain't Got No Soul | | 3:53 |
17 | Ballad of a Skank Ho | | 2:55 |
18 | Just Shut Up and Sing Already | | 0:15 |
19 | Jesus Owes Me $50 | | 4:58 |
20 | No Wonder You Don't Get Laid, You Talk Too Much | | 0:13 |
21 | Tool | | 3:06 |
22 | You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on This Album If There Wan't So Much Witty Banter | | 0:12 |
23 | The Other Madonna | | 3:31 |
24 | This Banter and a Token Will Get You on a Bus | | 1:38 |
25 | Diesel Dyke | | 3:48 |
26 | Hidden: Bite Me (reprise) | | 11:44 |