| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| A1 | Gerald Ford | Chevy Chase | | 1:15 |
| A2 | Opening | Don Pardo, Howard Shore and his All-Nurse Band | | 0:40 |
| A3 | Monologue | Lily Tomlin | | 2:20 |
| A4 | Segue | Don Pardo | | ?:?? |
| A5 | Speed | Robert King & Anne Beatts | | 1:01 |
| A6 | Bedtime Story | Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd & Gilda Radner | | 2:41 |
| A7 | Segue | Don Pardo & Band | | ?:?? |
| A8 | Shimmer | Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd & Chevy Chase | | 1:22 |
| A9 | Gun Control | Jane Curtin, Chevy Chase, John Belushi & Laraine Newman | | 4:45 |
| A10 | Segue | Don Pardo & Band | | ?:?? |
| A11 | Fondue | Garrett Morris | | 1:26 |
| A12 | Dueling Brandos | Don Pardo, Peter Boyle, John Belushi & All-Nurse Band | | 1:48 |
| A13 | Anna Freud | Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd & Laraine Newman | | 2:18 |
| A14 | Bees on Parade | Paul Simon, Cast & Band | | 0:42 |
| A15 | Promo | Don Pardo | | ?:?? |
| B1 | Weekend Update 1 | Don Pardo & Chevy Chase | | 3:22 |
| B2 | Spud | Bill Wendell | | 0:58 |
| B3 | Weekend Update 2 | Chevy Chase | | 1:08 |
| B4 | Weatherman | Chevy Chase & John Belushi | | 2:01 |
| B5 | Emily Litella | Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner | | 1:12 |
| B6 | News for the Hard of Hearing | Chevy Chase & Garrett Morris | | 0:42 |
| B7 | Segue | Don Pardo & Band | | ?:?? |
| B8 | Uvula | Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner & Chevy Chase | | 1:51 |
| B9 | Jimmy Carter | Dan Aykroyd | | 1:56 |
| B10 | Chevy's Girls | Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin & Band | | 2:38 |
| B11 | Segue | Don Pardo | | ?:?? |
| B12 | Fluckers | Jane Curtin, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi & Garrett Morris | | 1:53 |
| B13 | Word Association | Chevy Chase & Richard Pryor | | 2:26 |
| B14 | Goodbyes | Buck Henry | | 0:24 |
| B15 | Closing | Don Pardo & Band | | 0:48 |
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