| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Merry Christmas From Sam Weiser | Kevin & Bean | | 0:09 |
| 2 | Please Come Home for Christmas | Unwritten Law | | 2:03 |
| 3 | Christmas Blues (Are Getting Me Down) | Kevin & Bean | | 4:23 |
| 4 | Listen to the Angels | Moby | | 3:28 |
| 5 | A Very Heston Christmas | Kevin & Bean | | 3:27 |
| 6 | Christmas Wrapping | Save Ferris | | 4:31 |
| 7 | “Al Gore’s” Christmas Message | Kevin & Bean | | 1:06 |
| 8 | Christmas Song | Korn | | 2:23 |
| 9 | Your a Fat One Mr. Tad | Kevin & Bean | | 1:19 |
| 10 | Christmas in Space | Tori Amos | | 3:40 |
| 11 | Puff Daddy’s Disclaimer | Kevin & Bean | | 0:30 |
| 12 | Christmas at Ground Zero | “Weird Al” Yankovic | | 3:01 |
| 13 | Christmas Song | Dave Matthews Band | | 5:30 |
| 14 | That’s Somethin’ Else | Bob Hope | | 1:48 |
| 15 | “Larry Flynt’s” Christmas Message | Kevin & Bean | | 1:10 |
| 16 | Christmas in Hell | Pennywise | | 2:08 |
| 17 | Sing Along With Santa Karl | Not Karl Malone | | 2:40 |
| 18 | Kevin’s Christmas Bathroom Interviews | Kevin & Bean | | 4:53 |
| 19 | I Saw Mommy Jockin Santa Claus | Long Beach Dub Allstars | | 2:01 |
| 20 | Blorge’s Christmas Message | Kevin & Bean | | 1:25 |
| 21 | Watts Up? | Kevin & Bean | | 2:16 |
| 22 | I Won’t Be Home for Xmas | blink‐182 | | 4:22 |
| 23 | Don’t Blame Santa | Armenian Comedian | | 1:44 |
| 24 | Snow Blind | Lit | 2 | 4:09 |
| 25 | Santa’s in a Wheelchair | The Kids of Widney High | | 3:14 |
| 26 | Kevin & Bean Family Wishes | Kevin & Bean | | 4:31 |
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