| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (Early '50s Recording) | Cowboy Timmy | 3 | 2:16 |
| 2 | Merry F**king Christmas | Mr. Garrison, the 3rd Grade Teacher | 4.5 | 2:04 |
| 3 | O Holy Night | Eric Cartman | 3 | 1:58 |
| 4 | Dead, Dead, Dead | Juan Schwartz and The South Park Children's Choir | 4 | 2:13 |
| 5 | Carol of the Bells | Mr. Mackey | 3 | 0:58 |
| 6 | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest | 2 | 2:46 |
| 7 | I Saw Three Ships | Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister | 3 | 1:02 |
| 8 | It Happened in Sun Valley | Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger | 3 | 2:21 |
| 9 | O Tannenbaum | Adolf Hitler | 3 | 1:10 |
| 10 | Christmas Time in Hell | Satan, the Dark Prince | 4 | 2:15 |
| 11 | What the Hell Child Is This? | Chef | 3 | 4:28 |
| 12 | Santa Claus Is on His Way | Mr. Hankey | 2 | 0:29 |
| 13 | Swiss Colony Beef Log | Eric Cartman | 2 | 2:16 |
| 14 | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | The South Park Children's Choir | 3 | 0:41 |
| 15 | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh | 3 | 3:20 |
| 16 | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey | 4.5 | 3:00 |
| 17 | We Three Kings | Mr. Ose | 3 | 0:51 |
| 18 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle and Cartman | 2 | 2:30 |
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