Tracklist

CD 1
# Title Artist Rating Length
1 Peter's Welcome
Peter Andre 0:09
2 Hello Message
Ant & Dec 0:33
3 Louise's Welcome
Louise 0:13
4 Happy Birthday!
All Saints 0:23
5 Scott's Joke
Five 0:43
6 Damage's Message
Damage 0:47
7 Louise's Answerphone Message
Louise 0:06
8 What We Do When on the Way to a Gig!
North and South 0:40
9 Lee's Yucky Secret
911 0:12
10 Jimmy's Secret About Spike
911 0:20
11 Kelle's Message
Eternal 0:19
12 Most Outrageous Thing I'd Do in a Dream
Louise 0:12
13 What Lee Wishes He'd Never Done
911 0:20
14 Poetry Corner
Ant & Dec 0:47
15 What J Wishes He'd Never Done
Five 1:17
16 Toby's Joke
Catch 0:20
17 What Chantal Wishes She'd Never Done
N-Tyce 0:22
18 Gary's Message
Gary Barlow 0:15
19 What Vernie Wishes Had Never Been Invented
Eternal 0:17
20 Peanuts and Coffee (Our Favourite Song)
All Saints 0:44
21 My Huge Secret
Peter Andre 0:25
22 Rich's Secret
Five 0:13
23 Damage's Answerphone Message
Damage 0:20
24 Ant's Danni Minogue Comment
Ant & Dec 0:06
25 Nat's Message
All Saints 0:16
26 What Jade Looks for in a Lay-Dee
Damage 0:19
27 The Silliest Thing Spike Has Done Recently
911 0:13
28 Sam's Joke
North and South 0:23
29 Tom's Joke
North and South 0:17
30 Peter's Answerphone Message
Peter Andre 0:17
31 Diary Day 1
Kavana 1:03
32 Diary Day 2
Kavana 1:03
33 Diary Day 3
Kavana 1:28
34 Diary Day 4
Kavana 1:01
35 Diary Day 5
Kavana 1:26
36 Coree's Secret
Damage 0:14
37 Adam's Joke
OTT 0:21
38 Glenn's Joke
OTT 0:12
39 Niall's Joke
OTT 0:26
40 Alan's Joke
OTT 0:15
41 Goodbye Message
Ant & Dec 0:27

Credits

CD 1

spoken vocals:
Peter Andre (tracks 1, 21, 30)
Ant & Dec (tracks 2, 14, 41)
Natalie Appleton (track 25)
Gary Barlow (track 18)
Vernie Bennett (track 19)
Lee Brennan (tracks 9, 13)
J (track 15)
Kelle Bryan (track 11)
Sam Chapman (track 28)
Glen Clarke (ex OTT) (track 38)
Jimmy Constable (track 10)
Damage (UK R&B/garage boy band, many dance remixes cross-genre) (tracks 6, 23)
Spike Dawbarn (track 27)
Alan Fitzsimons (ex OTT) (track 40)
Jade Jones (ex Damage) (track 26)
Kavana (tracks 31–35)
Chantal Kerzner (singer) (track 17)
Louise (British pop singer) (tracks 3, 7, 12)
Tom Lowe (actor & singer) (track 29)
Alan Mates (Adam) (track 37)
Anthony McPartlin (track 24)
Richard Neville (track 22)
North and South (90s UK boyband) (track 8)
Niall O'Neill (track 39)
Coree Richards (UK R&B artist, member of Damage) (track 36)
Scott Robinson (British singer/performer/songwriter) (track 5)
Toby Slater (track 16)
vocals:
All Saints (tracks 4, 20)