# | Title | Rating | Length |
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1 | Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe | | 0:51 |
2 | Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs | | 0:38 |
3 | Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine | | 0:43 |
4 | Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby | | 0:43 |
5 | Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia | | 1:06 |
6 | Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed | | 0:43 |
7 | Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case | | 0:34 |
8 | This Is Radio Surgery | | 0:42 |
9 | Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition | | 0:46 |
10 | Sever the Toes | | 0:53 |
11 | Flight of the Wounded Locust | | 2:37 |