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This audiobook does not have an official track listing. However, its content does correlate with the content of the print version of the book. The following track listing has been derived from that correlation:

1-01. Introduction, Part 1
1-02. Introduction, Part 2

1-03. Part One: My American Childhood
1-04. Chapter 1: The Family, Part 1: Introduction
1-05. Chapter 1: The Family, Part 2: The Father
1-06. Chapter 1: The Family, Part 3: The Mother / Raising a Family
1-07. Chapter 1: The Family, Part 4: Child Raising Tips
1-08. Chapter 1: The Family, Part 5: Divorce
1-09. Chatper 1: The Family, Part 6: Stephen Speaks for Me: Dolores Grierson, Old Maid
1-10. Chapter 2: Old People, Part 1: Introduction / Some Good Things About Seniors, Part 1
1-11. Chapter 2: Old People, Part 2: Some Good Things About Seniors, Part 2 / So What Do We Do About These Year-Hoggers?
1-12. Chapter 2: Old People, Part 3: Stephen Speaks for Me: Gil Honeycomb, the Oldest Man in the World
1-13. Chapter 3: Animals, Part 1: Introduction / Make a Difference! / When You Wish Upon a Lie
1-14. Chapter 3: Animals, Part 2: Hickory Dickory Shock! / But What About Me?
1-15. Chapter 3: Animals, Part 3: Ready, Pet, Go! / Stephen Speaks for Me: L73NR, Cow
1-16. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 1: Introduction / Good News, Part 1
1-17. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 2: Good News, Part 2 / Religion in America / ??????
1-18. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 3: Roman Catholicism!
1-19. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 4: Protestantism, Part 1
1-20. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 5: Protestantism, Part 2
1-21. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 6: Judaism / The Bible, Part 1
1-22. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 7: The Bible, Part 2 / Other Heathens, Part 1
1-23. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 8: Other Heathens, Part 2
2-01. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 9: Other Heathens, Part 3 / The War on Christmas, Part 1
2-02. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 10: The War on Christmas, Part 2
2-03. Chapter 4: Religion, Part 11: Stephen Speaks for Me: God, Maker of All That Is Seen and Unseen

2-04. Part Two: My American Adolescence
2-05. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 1: Introduction
2-06. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 2: History Lesson / Sports in the New Millennium / Trash Talk, Part 1
2-07. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 3: Trash Talk, Part 2 / The Sports Breakdown, Part 1
2-08. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 4: The Sports Breakdown, Part 2
2-09. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 5: The Sports Breakdown, Part 3 / Sports to Ignore, Part 1
2-10. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 6: Sports to Ignore, Part 2 / A Quick Note About the Olympics
2-11. Chapter 5: Sports, Part 7: Stephen Speaks for Me: The Guy Sitting Next to You at the Stadium
2-12. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 1: Introduction, Part 1
2-13. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 2: Introduction, Part 2 / When Animals Attack Our Morals, Part 1
2-14. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 3: When Animals Attack Our Morals, Part 2 / Tales from the Heart
2-15. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 4: For the Ladies / For the Fellas, Part 1
2-16. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 5: For the Fellas, Part 2
2-17. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 6: For the Fellas, Part 3 / The Love of Last Resort / Canary in a Coal Mine: Kegels, Part 1
2-18. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 7: Canary in a Coal Mine: Kegels, Part 2
2-19. Chapter 6: Sex and Dating, Part 8: Stephen Speaks for Me: Your Soul Mate
2-20. Chapter 7: Homosexuals, Part 1: Introduction / What Is the Problem?
2-21. Chapter 7: Homosexuals, Part 2: So How Did This Happen? / Biblical Acts That Prove Got Is Not Gay / And Yet...
2-22. Chapter 7: Homosexuals, Part 3: Stephen Speaks for Me: Austin, a Formerly Gay Man
2-23. Chapter 8: Higher Education, Part 1: Introduction / The Emotional Cost / The Physical Cost, Part 1
2-24. Chapter 8: Higher Education, Part 2: The Physical Cost, Part 2 / From Bad to Words / Getting In / The Bad News
3-01. Chapter 8: Higher Education, Part 3: The Good News / Now What?
3-02. Chapter 8: Higher Education, Part 4: Stephen Speaks for Me: Doctor Bernard Brunner, Distinguished Professor
3-03. Chapter 9: Hollywood, Part 1: Introduction / The Production Code: So Long, Farewell, Aufwiedersehen, Goodbye, Part 1
3-04. Chapter 9: Hollywood, Part 2: The Production Code: So Long, Farewell, Aufwiedersehen, Goodbye, Part 2
3-05. Chapter 9: Hollywood, Part 3
3-06. Chapter 9: Hollywood, Part 4: Hollywood Liberals / It's a Culture War—Time to Strike Back!
3-07. Chapter 9: Hollywood, Part 5: Stephen Speaks for Me: Mort Sinclair, Former TV Comedy Writer, Communist

3-08. Part Three: My American Maturity
3-09. Chapter 10: The Media, Part 1: Introduction
3-10. Chapter 10: The Media, Part 2: The Top Mainstream Media News Outlets That Are Killing Our Children / The Light at the End of the Tunnel Vision
3-11. Chapter 11: Class War, Part 1: Tales from the Heart / Want to Change your Class? Here's How., Part 1
3-12. Chapter 11: Class War, Part 2: Want to Change your Class? Here's How., Part 2 / Canary in a Coal Mine: New-car Smell / A Surprising Admission
3-13. Chapter 11: Class War, Part 3: Stephen Speaks for Me: Thomas Bindlestaff, Executive Assistant to Mr. Stephen Colbert
3-14. Chapter 12: Race, Part 1: Introduction / Where Did Racism Come From?, Part 1
3-15. Chapter 12: Race, Part 2: Where Did Racism Come From?, Part 2 / Blights! Scam-era! Affirmative Action!
3-16. Chapter 12: Race, Part 3: Stephen Speaks for Me: Rev. George A. Lewis, Ex-Civil Rights Leader / Chapter Postscript
3-17. Chapter 13: Immigrants, Part 1: Introduction / Do We Have a Problem With Illegals?, Part 1
3-18. Chapter 13: Immigrants, Part 2: Do We Have a Problem With Illegals?, Part 2
3-19. Chapter 13: Immigrants, Part 3: Stephen Speaks for Me: The Guy Sitting Next to You at the Stadium

3-20. A Note to the Future: Introduction / A Future Where the World is Ruled by Damned, Dirty Apes / A Future Where I Am Worshipped as a God / A Future Where Robots Become Self-Aware and Enslave Humankind / Instructions on Defrosting My Head

3-21. What Have We Learned?: Introduction / From Here, to Where Now, Do We Go? / Credits

Annotation last modified on 2011-08-10 17:18 UTC.

Tracklist

CD 1
# Title Rating Length
1 [untitled] 2:22
2 [untitled] 2:55
3 [untitled] 2:07
4 [untitled] 2:39
5 [untitled] 2:46
6 [untitled] 4:18
7 [untitled] 2:41
8 [untitled] 1:35
9 [untitled] 3:10
10 [untitled] 4:12
11 [untitled] 3:25
12 [untitled] 1:55
13 [untitled] 5:00
14 [untitled] 2:57
15 [untitled] 3:36
16 [untitled] 4:19
17 [untitled] 2:49
18 [untitled] 1:45
19 [untitled] 2:10
20 [untitled] 2:22
21 [untitled] 2:34
22 [untitled] 3:37
23 [untitled] 3:16
CD 2
# Title Rating Length
1 [untitled] 4:17
2 [untitled] 1:31
3 [untitled] 2:51
4 [untitled] 1:57
5 [untitled] 2:09
6 [untitled] 4:00
7 [untitled] 2:26
8 [untitled] 4:09
9 [untitled] 1:41
10 [untitled] 2:21
11 [untitled] 3:41
12 [untitled] 3:49
13 [untitled] 3:17
14 [untitled] 3:57
15 [untitled] 3:25
16 [untitled] 2:14
17 [untitled] 2:19
18 [untitled] 2:01
19 [untitled] 2:23
20 [untitled] 3:15
21 [untitled] 3:32
22 [untitled] 3:37
23 [untitled] 4:41
24 [untitled] 3:22
CD 3
# Title Rating Length
1 [untitled] 4:30
2 [untitled] 2:14
3 [untitled] 4:32
4 [untitled] 1:45
5 [untitled] 2:31
6 [untitled] 4:57
7 [untitled] 1:52
8 [untitled] 2:37
9 [untitled] 1:05
10 [untitled] 4:35
11 [untitled] 4:44
12 [untitled] 2:16
13 [untitled] 2:08
14 [untitled] 3:09
15 [untitled] 4:51
16 [untitled] 3:13
17 [untitled] 2:57
18 [untitled] 4:39
19 [untitled] 3:52
20 [untitled] 4:31
21 [untitled] 5:21

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ASIN:US: 1600240364 [info]