| # | Title | Rating | Length |
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| 1 | Prologue: “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for…” / Chapter 1: “The story so far.” | | 2:59 |
| 2 | Chapter 1 (continued): “Tricia McMillian — or Trillian — had skipped the planet six months earlier…” / Chapter 2: “Like all Vogon ships it looked as if it had been not so much designed as congealed.” | | 2:52 |
| 3 | Chapter 2 (continued): “It has been said that Vogons are not above a little bribery and corruption…” | | 3:14 |
| 4 | Chapter 2 (continued): “He toyed with this thought a little before reluctantly dismissing it.” | | 2:57 |
| 5 | Chapter 2 (continued): “When put to the test, however, it invariably produced a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.” | | 2:58 |
| 6 | Chapter 2 (continued): “‘I’m going to need some help with this one,’ said the machine tersely.” / Chapter 3: “‘Does anyone have a kettle?’ Arthur asked…” | | 3:03 |
| 7 | Chapter 3 (continued): “He started to speak, and stopped.” | | 3:00 |
| 8 | Chapter 3 (continued): “Quite how Zaphod Beeblebrox arrived at the idea of holding a seance at this point…” | | 2:53 |
| 9 | Chapter 3 (continued): “On Zaphod’s brow stood beads of sweat, first of concentration, then of frustration and finally of embarrassment.” | | 2:58 |
| 10 | Chapter 3 (continued): “The noise and the shaking had reached terrifying proportions.” | | 3:09 |
| 11 | Chapter 3 (continued): “Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness…” | | 2:56 |
| 12 | Chapter 3 (continued): “‘No, you listen to me, you see-through old bat,’ said Zaphod…” | | 3:01 |
| 13 | Chapter 3 (continued): “‘It is trying,’ said Zaphod with wonderful restraint, ‘to make tea.’” / Chapter 4: “Ten light years away, Gag Halfrunt jacked up his smile by several notches.” | | 3:01 |
| 14 | Chapter 4 (continued): “They searched every corner of the ship in increasing bewilderment and alarm.” / Chapter 5: “Ursa Minor Beta is, some say, one of the most appalling places in the known Universe.” | | 2:53 |
| 15 | Chapter 5 (continued): “The book is a guide book, a travel book.” | | 3:12 |
| 16 | Chapter 5 (continued): “If at that moment you had then looked at the next table but one you would have seen Zaphod Beeblebrox…” | | 3:04 |
| 17 | Chapter 6: “‘Hello? Yes? Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…’” | | 3:00 |
| 18 | Chapter 6 (continued): “Zaphod Beeblebrox entered the foyer.” | | 2:51 |
| 19 | Chapter 6 (continued): “‘Mr Beeblebrox, sir,’ said the insect in awed wonder, ‘you’re so weird you should be in movies.’” | | 3:00 |
| 20 | Chapter 6 (continued): “‘Oh, fine,’ said Marvin, ‘if you happen to like being me which personally I don’t.’” | | 3:00 |
| 21 | Chapter 6 (continued): “At that moment a commotion broke out in the reception hall behind them.” | | 2:55 |
| 22 | Chapter 6 (continued): “‘You know something?’ said Zaphod to Marvin.” | | 2:56 |
| 23 | Chapter 6 (continued): “From the opposite direction came a larger black spider-like object.” | | 1:44 |
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