| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, and Guidos. | | 4:00 |
| 2 | Some Things You DO NOT Joke About! | | 1:20 |
| 3 | Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1. | | 4:29 |
| 4 | Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, and You! | | 2:56 |
| 5 | A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods. | | 4:19 |
| 6 | Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska. | | 3:57 |
| 7 | A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream for Dessert. | | 1:46 |
| 8 | Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery. | | 4:44 |
| 9 | Straight Talk About Jizz. | | 3:02 |
| 10 | Hold Your Own Fucking Purse. | | 1:28 |
| 11 | Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting. | | 2:38 |
| 12 | This One Is Hard to Justify! | | 2:14 |
| 13 | Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting. | | 4:37 |
| 14 | Know Your Gyno! | | 1:39 |
| 15 | Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman. | | 2:47 |
| 16 | Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating. | | 1:32 |
| 17 | Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse. | | 2:24 |
| 18 | The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, and You! | | 1:35 |
| 19 | Curing AIDS the Kinoki Way! | | 3:21 |
| 20 | Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | | 2:15 |
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