| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Earth Vs. Dick Delicious | | 1:18 |
| 2 | Viagrivated Assault | | 4:17 |
| 3 | A Message From the Makers of Ciagra | | 0:13 |
| 4 | Beer, Shit, Aids and Bad Drugs | | 4:23 |
| 5 | A Band With Benefits? | | 0:17 |
| 6 | Nothing Says Loving Like a Brutal Dutch Oven | | 2:58 |
| 7 | I Won the Drug War | | 0:41 |
| 8 | Al Speaks on the Meaning of Life | | 0:16 |
| 9 | The Odor of the Floater | | 7:20 |
| 10 | I Wanna Kill the Black Eyed Peas | | 1:06 |
| 11 | I Wanna Kill the Black Eyed Peas (Slight Return) | | 0:34 |
| 12 | Pillow Talk | | 0:34 |
| 13 | Post Coital Cuddling Syndrome | | 3:09 |
| 14 | A Message From the Makers of Suppress-A-Cuddle | | 0:40 |
| 15 | What Flavor Is This? | | 0:28 |
| 16 | Feed the Homeless (To Each Other) | | 1:42 |
| 17 | I'm From Georgia | | 0:24 |
| 18 | Retarded Girls | | 2:03 |
| 19 | Got Meth? | | 0:20 |
| 20 | Ghetto Biscuits | | 2:16 |
| 21 | A Friend With Cocaine Is a Good Friend (Until the Cocaine Runs Out) | | 1:38 |
| 22 | A Nazi and a Jew Bond Over Blow | | 0:31 |
| 23 | Dick Vs. The Department of Corrections | | 0:39 |
| 24 | Probation | | 1:29 |
| 25 | Yo, Funbags! | | 0:21 |
| 26 | Mandatory Breast Augmentation | | 3:37 |
| 27 | Fashionable Diarrhea | | 0:09 |
| 28 | Groupies Make the World Go 'round! | | 2:09 |
| 29 | Hugh Sharts in Cincinnati | | 0:17 |
| 30 | Clinching When I Should Have Been Pinching | | 2:57 |
| 31 | I Shit My Pants for This? | | 0:10 |
| 32 | Good Lovin' Gone Brown | | 3:44 |
| 33 | Dick and Hugh Decorate Their Shoes | | 0:12 |
| 34 | Jagermeister (It's Not for Breakfast Anymore) | | 1:22 |
| 35 | Hormones in the Beef | | 3:14 |
| 36 | Don't Want No Fingers in My Butt | | 2:01 |
| 37 | Pornography | | 3:02 |
| 38 | A Band With Benefits (Slight Return) | | 0:34 |
| 39 | Dilation and Extraction | | 4:50 |
| 40 | How to Clear a Room in 5:44 | | 5:44 |
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