Tracklist

CD 1
# Title Artist Rating Length
1 The Wedding (Ave Maria) [traditional] 3:04
2 Starting Together Su Pollard 3:40
3 Third Finger Left Hand Martha Reeves and the Vandellas 2:45
4 Chapel of Love The Dixie Cups 2:45
5 Get Me to the Church on Time Stanley Holloway 2:20
6 Flash Bang Wallop Tommy Steele 3:32
7 Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder 5:59
8 Happy Birthday Smeg the Duck 0:19
9 Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen Neil Sedaka 3 2:36
10 Birthday (medley) Gay Gordon & The Mince Pies 2:11
11 Happy Birthday to You [traditional] 0:31
12 21 Today [traditional] 0:33
13 Jingle Bells Smeg the Duck 0:24
14 Sing‐Along‐A‐Santa (medley) Santa Claus + The Singing Christmas Tree 5:21
15 White Christmas Bing Crosby 3:07
16 Merry Xmas Everybody Slade 3:26
17 Auld Lang Syne [traditional] 3:47
18 Scotland the Brave Hooked on Scotland 2:55
19 Scotland the Rave Midnight Hour 2:27
20 Happy Anniversary Slim Whitman 2:33
21 Anniversary Waltz [traditional] 2:03
22 Monster Mash Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers 3:09
23 Ghostbusters Ray Parker Jr. 4:06
24 Addams Family [unknown] 1:24
25 Congratulations Cliff Richard 2:32
26 We Are the Champions Queen 3:01
27 Nice One Cyril Cockerel Chorus 2:41
28 Celebration Kool & The Gang 4.5 5:30
CD 2
# Title Artist Rating Length
1 Church Wedding Bells [unknown] 0:21
2 Wedding March (Church) [unknown] 1:51
3 Wedding March (Classical) [unknown] 1:43
4 Here Comes the Bride [unknown] 1:48
5 Big Ben Strikes Twelve [unknown] 1:23
6 Twilight Zone [unknown] 0:15
7 The Dark Room [unknown] 0:56
8 Nightmare on Alfred Street [unknown] 0:27
9 Horror Background [unknown] 2:37
10 Thunderclap [unknown] 0:10
11 Evil Laughter [unknown] 0:15
12 Spooky Laughter [unknown] 0:13
13 Wolves [unknown] 0:21
14 Goblin Laugh [unknown] 0:07
15 Boo! Hiss! (Small Crowd) [unknown] 0:09
16 Hooray (Small Crowd) [unknown] 0:09
17 Cheer (Large Crowd ‐ Football) [unknown] 0:34
18 Drumroll [unknown] 0:10
19 Clock Ticking (I’ll Have to Hurry You!) [unknown] 0:14
20 Game Show Wrong Sound [unknown] 0:08
21 30 Seconds Countdown [unknown] 0:34
22 Another One Bites the Dust [unknown] 0:21
23 Bits & Pieces 1 [unknown] 2:46
24 Bits & Pieces 2 [unknown] 2:56
25 Long Burp [unknown] 0:08
26 Toad Burp [unknown] 0:07
27 Technical Difficulties [unknown] 0:07
28 Comedy Fart [unknown] 0:07
29 Fart, Cor! [unknown] 0:07
30 Raspberry [unknown] 0:07
31 Dog Barking [unknown] 0:13
32 Car Crash (Driving Test) [unknown] 0:09
33 Police Siren [unknown] 0:21
34 Twang [unknown] 0:07
35 Disco Lazer [unknown] 0:08
36 Tarzan Gets Shot [unknown] 0:24
37 Gesundheit [unknown] 1:12
38 Now That’s Funny [unknown] 0:53
39 Mass Hysteria [unknown] 3:26
40 Snoring (Group) [unknown] 0:29
41 Toilet of Doom [unknown] 0:14
42 Phone Ringing [unknown] 0:28
43 Wolf Whistle [unknown] 0:08
44 Constipation or Climax [unknown] 0:31
45 Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight The Flamingos 2:46
46 I Could Have Danced All Night Julie Andrews 3:32
47 Goodnight Keith Chegwin & Pat Coombes 1:44
48 Wish Me Luck as You Wave Me Goodbye Ovaltineys 2:40
49 Eve of War Ben Liebrand 7:12
50 Cadium (Music for Lights) Two Little Boys 2:59
51 Carmina Burana Carl Orff 1:25
52 New York New York Frank Sinatra 3:26
53 You’ll Never Walk Alone Gerry & the Pacemakers 2:41
54 Always Look on the Bright Side Monty Python 3:44
55 The Winkers Song (Misprint) Ivor Biggun 3:16
56 Grandad Clive Dunn 3:25
57 There’s No One Quite Like Grandma St. Winifred's School Choir 2:58
CD 3
# Title Artist Rating Length
1 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Food Is Now Available [unknown] 0:12
2 Your DJ Wants to Say… Merry Christmas [unknown] 0:09
3 Remember, a Dog Is Not for Christmas… [unknown] 0:15
4 Give Generously, the DJ Accepts… [unknown] 0:16
5 Ladies and Gentlemen, Have Yourselves a Merry Christmas [unknown] 0:14
6 Rocking You Across the Festive Season [unknown] 0:09
7 Father Christmas Comes but Once a Year [unknown] 0:13
8 Merry Christmas Everybody [unknown] 0:07
9 Get Your Turkey Down Your Neck [unknown] 0:07
10 Plenty of Christmas Pudding [unknown] 0:07
11 A Happy New Year [unknown] 0:07
12 Professional Mixes by a Professional DJ [unknown] 0:10
13 Sombody Shoot the DJ [unknown] 0:07
14 Huh! Is This Guy for Real [unknown] 0:07
15 Mr DJ, Where Are You? [unknown] 0:13
16 Yo DJ Pump This Party [unknown] 0:07
17 Hey DJ Where’s the Bass [unknown] 0:07
18 A DJ Whos More Pissed Than the Proverbial Newt″ [unknown] 0:11
19 And Now the World’s Greatest DJ [unknown] 0:12
20 Hey ‐ You Ruined My Record Man [unknown] 0:09
21 Not This Record, Not This Record [unknown] 0:11
22 Let’s Remix It [unknown] 0:07
23 What Will Happen Next [unknown] 0:08
24 Music Factory Mastermix [unknown] 0:07
25 Rolf Here, Music Factory Mastermix [unknown] 0:07
26 Rolf Here, Music Factory Exclusive [unknown] 0:07
27 Music Factory Mastermixes ‐ The Ultimate DJ Service [unknown] 0:08
28 Warning! Ugly People Alert [unknown] 0:13
29 Happy Hangover [unknown] 0:07
30 Now Here Comes the Music [unknown] 0:07
31 Are You Ready to Party [unknown] 0:07
32 Well Come On [unknown] 0:07
33 You Make Me Feel So Good [unknown] 0:07
34 This Next Smooth Cut Is Dedicated to the Lovers [unknown] 0:07
35 The Music Just Turns Me On [unknown] 0:07
36 Ohh! You Are Awful [unknown] 0:08
37 Are You Ready to Move [unknown] 0:07
38 Es‐Es‐Essential [unknown] 0:07
39 Ah, We Have Had Some Technical Problems [unknown] 0:07
40 Tonight ‐ It’s Party Time [unknown] 0:07
41 Muppets ‐ Boo! That Was the Worst Thing I Ever Heard [unknown] 0:17
42 You Are Physically Repulsive… And You Smell [unknown] 0:15
43 Hey Girl, We Got a Party to Go to Tonight [unknown] 0:13
44 All the Party People Get on the Floor Now [unknown] 0:09
45 Somebody in the House Say Yeah [unknown] 0:19
46 Say Turn It Up! Turn It Up [unknown] 0:10
47 Can You Feel It [unknown] 0:27
48 Stereophonic Gramophone Recordings [unknown] 0:24
49 Let’s Have Some Asses Wiggling… [unknown] 0:11
50 For Being Such a Good Crowd, the DJ Says [unknown] 0:14
51 Goodnight [unknown] 0:07
52 You Can Stay If You Want ‐ I’m Going Home [unknown] 0:15
53 20th Century Fox [unknown] 0:22
54 This Is Your Life [unknown] 0:18
55 5‐4‐3‐2‐1 Thunderbirds [unknown] 0:11
56 10‐9‐8‐7‐6‐5‐4‐3‐2‐1 (Robot) [unknown] 0:21
57 10‐9‐8‐7‐6‐5‐4‐3‐2‐1 (Male Vox) [unknown] 0:14
58 This Is Only the Beginning [unknown] 0:07
59 Grand Entrance Fanfare1 [unknown] 0:13
60 Grand Entrance Fanfare2 [unknown] 0:12
61 Grand Arrival Fanfare [unknown] 0:15
62 Grand Presentation Fanfare [unknown] 0:15
63 Night on Bare Mountain [unknown] 0:32
64 Thunder & Blazes (Circus) [unknown] 2:09
65 Switched on Love The King of Swing Orchestra 4:59
66 White Cliffs of Dover Vera Lynn 3:19
67 We’ll Meet Again Vera Lynn 3:01
68 Cockney Classic Megamix [traditional] 3:55
69 Glenn Miller (medley) John Anderson Big Band 3:50
70 Happy Days Are Here Again Ovaltineys 2:48
71 We Are the Ovaltineys Ovaltineys 1:26
72 The Last Waltz Engelbert Humperdinck 3:00
73 Sweet & Gentle / Tea for Two [unknown] 2:04
74 Tango de Perilas [traditional] 2:10
75 A Walk in the Black Forest [traditional] 1:57
76 As Time Goes By [traditional] 3:11
77 Somewhere My Love [traditional] 2:29
78 Rattigans / Morning Star / Dublinsporter [traditional] 2:39
79 John Joe’ R / Birdie McGraths [traditional] 2:06
80 Lullabye of Broadway [traditional] 2:41
81 Switched on Swing [traditional] 5:57
82 The Horse Race Derek and Clive 2:47
83 Our Tune Spoof [unknown] 0:49
84 Old Macdonald Had a Farm [unknown] 3:48
85 Postman Pat Len Barry 3:19
CD 4
# Title Artist Rating Length
1 Zorba’s Dance [traditional] 3:28
2 Can Can Bad Manners 2:49
3 Hokey Cokey [traditional] 2:41
4 Do the Conga Black Lace 3:05
5 The Time Warp Damian 4:36
6 Birdie Song The Tweets 2:34
7 Jocks Party Mix Mad Jocks 10:47
8 The Locomotion Little Eva 2:26
9 Oops Upside Your Head The Gap Band 3:30
10 Agadoo Black Lace 3:10
11 March of the Mods Joe Loss & His Orchestra 2:05
12 Simple Simon Says [traditional] 2:22
13 Theme From Clothes Show (In the Night) Pet Shop Boys 1:15
14 The Stripper David Rose & His Orchestra 1:03
15 I’m Too Sexy Right Said Fred 4.5 2:53
16 Welcome Home Peters & Lee 3:31
17 Theme From Rainbow [unknown] 0:46
18 Theme From Happy Days [unknown] 1:17
19 Theme From Hawaii 5‐0 [unknown] 1:01
20 Theme From the Flintstones [unknown] 0:40
21 Theme From Batman [unknown] 1:17
22 Theme From Neighbours [unknown] 2:48
23 Theme From Joe 90 [unknown] 2:16
24 Theme from Thunderbirds [unknown] ?:??
25 Theme From Looney Tunes [unknown] 0:11
26 Theme Merry Melodies [unknown] 0:15
27 Hey Hey We’re The Monkees The Monkees 2:20
28 UK (God Save the Queen) [unknown] 1:02
29 Ireland (Amhrain Na Bhfiann) [unknown] 0:54
30 U.S.A. (Star Spangled Banner) [unknown] 1:25
31 Please Stand By [unknown] 1:01
32 Incidental Music [unknown] 1:05

Credits

CD 1

composer:
Frederick Loewe (track 5)
Neil Sedaka (track 9)
Phil Coulter (track 25)
Bill Martin (Scottish songwriter & producer) (track 25)
Freddie Mercury (track 26)
Ray Parker Jr. (track 23)
Stevie Wonder (track 7)
Irving Berlin (1938 – 1940) (track 15)
lyricist:
Phil Coulter (track 25)
Howard Greenfield (track 9)
Alan Jay Lerner (track 5)
Bill Martin (Scottish songwriter & producer) (track 25)
Freddie Mercury (track 26)
Ray Parker Jr. (track 23)
Stevie Wonder (track 7)
Irving Berlin (1938 – 1940) (track 15)
writer:
Ronald Bell (track 28)
George Brown (US percussionist of Kool & The Gang) (track 28)
Lenny Capizzi (track 22)
Eumir Deodato (track 28)
Noddy Holder (track 16)
Jim Lea (track 16)
Bobby “Boris” Pickett (novelty musician, known for “Monster Mash”) (track 22)
Claydes Smith (track 28)
James “J.T.” Taylor (US R&B vocalist for Kool & the Gang) (track 28)
Dennis “D.T.” Thomas (Kool & The Gang) (track 28)
Earl Toon, Jr. (track 28)
publisher:
Copyright Control (not for release label use! this is only for copyrights and publishing relationships) (track 15)
EMI Music Publishing Ltd. (tracks 23, 26)
IQ Music Ltd. (track 23)
Queen Music Ltd. (track 26)
Raydiola Music (track 23)
Screen Gems–EMI Music, Inc. (USA, affiliated with BMI) (track 9)
TM Music Ltd. (track 22)
Warner Chappell Music Ltd. (no slash; used 1988–1996) (track 5)
Warner/Chappell Music Ltd. (1996–present) (track 15)
Irving Berlin Music Company (1940 –) (track 15)
WB Music Corp. (ASCAP) (1980) (track 28)
Warner‐Tamerlane Publishing Corp. (publisher; do NOT use as release label) (1980) (track 28)
arrangements:
is based on:
I Want a New Drug (track 23)
is the basis for:
Gothbusters (track 23)
Sucka Busta (track 23)
later parody versions:
Govs dakters (track 23)
Grindfuckers (track 23)
Gutbuster (track 23)
We Are Brightonians (track 26)
later translated parody versions:
Humpauttajat (track 23)
Subnormix (track 23)
Zelebration (track 28)
later translated versions:
Feest! (track 28)
GHOST BUSTERS (track 23)
Noël blanc (track 15)
Rap jul (track 15)
Somos campeones (track 26)
Valkea joulu (track 15)
Weiße Weihnacht (track 15)
すてきな16才 (track 9)
ホワイトクリスマス (Tomoko Nakayama’s translation) (track 15)
later versions:
Ghostbusters (additionally written by Run-D.M.C.) (track 23)
part of:
My Fair Lady (full musical) (track 5)
We Will Rock You (Queen musical) (track 26)
We Will Rock You (German version of the Queen musical) (track 26)
recording of:
Celebration (track 28)
Congratulations (track 25)
Get Me to the Church on Time (My Fair Lady) (track 5)
Ghostbusters (track 23)
Happy Birthday (track 7)
Monster Mash (track 22)
White Christmas (track 15)
referred to in medleys:
Megamix 1 (It Must Be Christmas) (track 16)
Mix 4 (The Best Xmas Party Ever!) (track 15)
Mix 1 (The Best Xmas Party Ever!) (track 16)
Medley (Christmas with Frank Ferrari) (track 15)
My Fair Lady Suite (track 5)

CD 4

bass guitar:
Phil Spalding (track 15)
guitar:
Robert Manzoli (track 15)
arranger:
Louis Cook (track 2)
David Farren (track 2)
Paul Hyman (track 2)
Chris Kane (saxophone player) (track 2)
Andrew Marson (track 2)
Alan Sayag (track 2)
Martin Stewart (member of Bad Manners, The Selecter) (track 2)
Douglas Trendle (track 2)
Brian Tuitt (track 2)
Tommy D. (track 15)
composer:
Stanislas Beldone (French songwriter) (track 16)
Jacques Offenbach (track 2)
engineer:
Graham Bonnett (Sound Engineer) (track 15)
lead vocals:
Richard Fairbrass (track 15)
producer:
Tommy D. (track 15)
programming:
Tommy D. (track 15)
translator:
Bryan Blackburn (track 16)
writer:
Fred Fairbrass (track 15)
Richard Fairbrass (track 15)
Chris Lowe (1/2 of Pet Shop Boys) (tracks 13, 13)
Robert Manzoli (track 15)
Neil Tennant (tracks 13, 13)
publisher:
Cage Music Ltd. (tracks 13, 13)
Magnet Music Ltd. (track 2)
mash-ups:
sampled by:
is the basis for:
later translated versions:
I’m Too Sexy (Italian version) (track 15)
I’m Too Sexy (Spanish version) (track 15)
partial recording of:
In the Night (track 13)
recording of:
Can Can (track 2)
In the Night (track 13)
I’m Too Sexy (track 15)
Welcome Home (English version of "Vivre") (track 16)
translated version of:
Vivre (1970s French song) (track 16)
version of: