Tracklist

CD 1
# Title Rating Length
1 My Bologna (Capitol Records single version)
2:23
2 Another One Rides the Bus
4.35 2:38
3 Happy Birthday (Placebo E.P. version)
2:39
4 I Love Rocky Road
3 2:37
5 Ricky
3 2:38
6 Polkas on 45
3.35 4:23
7 Midnight Star
2.5 4:38
8 Eat It
3.6 3:24
9 Mr. Popeil
3 4:45
10 I Lost on Jeopardy
2.6 3:31
11 Buy Me a Condo
2.25 3:54
12 King of Suede
2.75 4:14
CD 2
# Title Rating Length
1 Yoda
3.5 3:59
2 This Is the Life
3 3:07
3 Like a Surgeon
3.65 3:33
4 One More Minute
4 4:05
5 I Want a New Duck
3.35 3:05
6 Dare to Be Stupid
4 3:31
7 Hooked on Polkas
3:27
8 Addicted to Spuds
3.35 3:53
9 Dog Eat Dog
4 3:46
10 Here’s Johnny
3 3:27
11 Living With a Hernia
5 3:23
12 Christmas at Ground Zero
5 3:13
CD 3
# Title Rating Length
1 Lasagna
3.4 2:49
2 Good Old Days
3 3:24
3 Fat
4 3:40
4 Melanie
2.65 4:01
5 I Think I’m a Clone Now
2.65 3:20
6 You Make Me
2.35 3:07
7 Alimony
2.65 3:18
8 UHF (single version)
3:52
9 Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
3.65 3:14
10 The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
4.35 6:50
11 Spam
3.35 3:03
12 Generic Blues
4.5 4:35
CD 4
# Title Rating Length
1 Polka Your Eyes Out
4.25 3:54
2 You Don’t Love Me Anymore
4:04
3 Smells Like Nirvana
3.65 3:45
4 When I Was Your Age
3 4:39
5 I Can’t Watch This
3.5 3:32
6 Trigger Happy
4 3:48
7 Taco Grande
2.35 3:47
8 Bedrock Anthem
2.35 3:45
9 Harvey the Wonder Hamster
3 0:25
10 Achy Breaky Song
2.35 3:25
11 Livin’ in the Fridge
3.35 3:37
12 Frank’s 2000″ TV
2.65 4:08
13 Jurassic Park
3 3:57
14 Headline News
5 3:46

Credits

CD 1

clarinet:
Joel Peskin (tracks 6–12)
bass guitar:
Steve Jay (tracks 6–12)
trumpet:
Warren Leuning (tracks 6–12)
mandolin:
Rick Derringer (tracks 6–12)
talking drum:
Steve Jay (tracks 6–12)
drums:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 6–12)
drums and percussion:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 2, 4–5)
synthesizer:
Pat Regan (engineer) (tracks 6–12)
A. Yankovic (tracks 6–12)
guitar:
Rick Derringer (tracks 2, 4–5)
harmonica and saxophone:
William K. Anderson (tracks 2, 4–5)
bass:
Steve Jay (tracks 2, 4–5)
body percussion [musical hands]:
“Musical Mike” Kieffer (tracks 6–12)
banjo:
Steve Jay (tracks 6–12)
banjo and ukulele:
Richard Bennett (American guitarist) (tracks 2, 4–5)
percussion:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 6–12)
saxophone:
Jimmy Zavala (US musician) (tracks 6–12)
bongos:
Joel Miller (tracks 2, 4–12)
piano:
Pat Regan (engineer) (tracks 6–12)
A. Yankovic (tracks 6–12)
accordion:
A. Yankovic (tracks 2, 4–12)
tuba:
Jim Self (tracks 6–12)
harp:
Dorothy Remsen (tracks 2, 4–5)
guitars:
Rick Derringer (tracks 6–12)
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 6–12)
arranger:
A. Yankovic (tracks 5, 8, 10)
background vocals:
Pattie Brooks (tracks 6–12)
Lisa Popeil (tracks 6–12)
Petsye Powell (tracks 6–12)
Andrea Robinson (tracks 6–12)
bass vocals:
Bob Tebow (tracks 6–12)
composer:
Berton Averre (track 1)
Bob Calame (track 6)
Mike Chapman (Australian producer and songwriter) (track 5)
Nicky Chinn (track 5)
John Deacon (track 2)
John Densmore (track 6)
Doug Fieger (track 1)
Chris Frantz (track 6)
Jerry Harrison (track 6)
Jake Hooker (rock guitarist, songwriter, producer & manager, member of The Arrows) (track 4)
M. Jackson (“King of Pop”) (track 8)
G. Kihn (track 10)
Robby Krieger (American guitarist, member of The Doors) (track 6)
Frank Loesser (track 6)
Ray Manzarek (track 6)
Alan Merrill (track 4)
Billy Roberts (songwriter) (track 6)
Sting (singer, songwriter & member of The Police) (tracks 6, 12)
Pete Townshend (of The Who) (track 6)
Jaromír Vejvoda (track 6)
Lawrence Welk (track 6)
Tina Weymouth (track 6)
S. Wright (Greg Kihn Band) (track 10)
A. Yankovic (tracks 3, 6–7, 9, 11)
David Byrne (track 6)
Doug Ingle (track 6)
Jim Morrison (lead vocalist of the Doors) (track 6)
Mark Mothersbaugh (track 6)
engineer:
Peter Kelsey (tracks 2, 4)
Tony Papa (tracks 5–12)
guest spoken vocals:
Don Pardo (track 10)
lead vocals:
A. Yankovic (tracks 2, 4–5)
lyricist:
Billy Roberts (songwriter) (track 6)
Sting (singer, songwriter & member of The Police) (track 6)
Pete Townshend (of The Who) (track 6)
A. Yankovic (tracks 1–5, 7–11)
David Byrne (track 6)
Doug Ingle (track 6)
Jim Morrison (lead vocalist of the Doors) (track 6)
Mark Mothersbaugh (track 6)
producer:
Rick Derringer (tracks 2, 4–12)
spoken vocals [voice of Lucy]:
Tress MacNeille (track 5)
vocals:
A. Yankovic (tracks 6–12)
writer:
Ritchie Blackmore (track 6)
John Crawford (Berlin Bassist) (track 6)
David Diamond (member of Berlin) (track 6)
Ian Gillan (track 6)
Roger Glover (track 6)
Lou Gramm (track 6)
Mick Jagger (track 6)
Mick Jones (Foreigner/Spooky Tooth) (track 6)
Mick Jones (The Clash/Big Audio Dynamite) (track 6)
John Lennon (Beatle) (track 6)
Jon Lord (track 6)
Paul McCartney (track 6)
Terri Nunn (track 6)
Ian Paice (track 6)
Keith Richards (Rolling Stones guitarist) (track 6)
Joe Strummer (track 6)
A. Yankovic (track 12)
phonographic copyright by:
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1983) (tracks 2, 4–5)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1984) (tracks 6–12)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1986) (tracks 2, 4–5)
Scotti Bros. Records (1990) (tracks 2, 4–12)
recorded at:
KMET in Los Angeles, California, United States (1980-09-14) (track 2)
mash-ups:
Revolution No.11 by Triple-Q (track 8)
remixes:
live recording of:
Another One Rides the Bus (1980-09-14) (track 2)
medley of:
Beer Barrel Polka (track 6)
Jocko Homo (track 6)
Smoke on the Water (track 6)
Sex (I’m A…) (track 6)
Hey Jude (track 6)
L.A. Woman (track 6)
Hey Joe (track 6)
Hot Blooded (track 6)
My Generation (The Who) (track 6)
Ear Booker Polka (track 6)
parody version of:
Beat It (track 8)
Jeopardy (track 10)
King of Pain (track 12)
Kitty (more well known as "Mickey") (track 5)
My Sharona (track 1)
recording of:
Buy Me a Condo (track 11)
Eat It (track 8)
Happy Birthday (“Weird Al” song) (track 3)
I Lost on Jeopardy (track 10)
I Love Rocky Road (track 4)
King of Suede (track 12)
Midnight Star (track 7)
Mr. Popeil (track 9)
My Bologna (track 1)
Polkas on 45 (track 6)
Ricky (track 5)

CD 2

clarinet:
Gary Herbig (tracks 1–6)
Joel Peskin (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
violin:
Dennis Fetchet (tracks 8–12)
bass guitar:
Steve Jay (tracks 1–6)
trumpet:
Warren Luening (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
glockenspiel:
A.Yankovic (tracks 8–12)
drums:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
pedal steel guitar:
Jim Cox (US keyboard player, composer) (tracks 8–12)
synthesizer:
Pat Regan (engineer) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
guitar:
Rick Derringer (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
bass:
Steve Jay (tracks 8–12)
body percussion [musical hands]:
banjo:
Steve Jay (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
Al Viola (tracks 1–6)
percussion:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
keyboard:
A.Yankovic (tracks 8–12)
saxophone:
Gary Herbig (tracks 1–6)
Jimmy Zavala (US musician) (tracks 1–6)
turntable(s) [scratches]:
The Glove (tracks 1–6)
piano:
Sonny Burke (Keyboard player) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
Pat Regan (engineer) (tracks 1–6)
accordion:
A.Yankovic (tracks 8–12)
baritone saxophone:
Gary Herbig (tracks 8–12)
tuba:
Tommy Johnson (Session musician - Tuba) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
tenor saxophone:
Bill Anderson (TV composer) (tracks 8–12)
arranger:
A.Yankovic (tracks 1–6, 8, 10–11)
assistant engineer:
Jamey Dell (tracks 8–12)
background vocals:
Steve Jay (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
Lisa Popeil (tracks 8–12)
The Waters Sisters (tracks 8–12)
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
A.Yankovic (tracks 8–12)
composer:
Ray Davies (UK singer/songwriter, member of The Kinks) (track 1)
D. Hartman (track 11)
Chris Hayes (track 5)
Tom Kelly (songwriter) (track 3)
Huey Lewis (track 5)
C. Midnight (track 11)
R. Palmer (English singer-songwriter) (track 8)
Billy Steinberg (track 3)
I. Wolf (track 10)
P. Wolf (Austrian classical/jazz composer/producer, keyboards for Zappa) (track 10)
A.Yankovic (tracks 2, 4, 6, 9, 12)
engineer:
George Tutko (track 2)
Tony Papa (tracks 1, 3–6, 8–12)
lead vocals:
A.Yankovic (tracks 8–12)
lyricist:
A.Yankovic (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
mixer:
Tony Papa (tracks 8–12)
producer:
Rick Derringer (tracks 1–6, 8–12)
phonographic copyright by:
CBS, Inc. (US broadcasting company; file no releases here!) (1985) (tracks 1–6)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1985) (tracks 1–6)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1986) (tracks 8–12)
publisher:
Davray Music Ltd. (track 1)
Denise Barry Music (track 3)
Ear Booker Music (tracks 2, 4, 6)
Holy Moley Music (tracks 2, 4, 6)
Hulex Music (track 5)
Lew Bob Songs (track 5)
Polifer Publishing (track 3)
recorded at:
remixes:
parody version of:
Addicted to Love (track 8)
I Want a New Drug (track 5)
Like a Virgin (track 3)
Living in America (track 11)
Lola (track 1)
Who’s Johnny (track 10)
recording of:
Addicted to Spuds (track 8)
Dare to Be Stupid (track 6)
Dog Eat Dog (track 9)
Here’s Johnny (track 10)
I Want a New Duck (track 5)
Like a Surgeon (track 3)
One More Minute (track 4)
This Is the Life (track 2)
Yoda (track 1)

CD 3

cymbals:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 10)
bass guitar:
Steve Jay (tracks 1–8, 10)
trumpet:
Warren Luening (track 8)
cowbell:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 8)
mandolin:
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 1–7)
drums:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 1–8, 10)
tambourine:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 8)
synthesizer:
Kim Bullard (tracks 1–8, 10)
Guy E. Fletcher (track 9)
guitar:
Rick Derringer (tracks 1–7)
Mark Knopfler (track 9)
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 8, 10)
maracas:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 8)
timpani:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 10)
percussion:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 1–7)
keyboard:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–7)
saxophone:
Donnie Sierer (track 8)
Joe Sublett (The Texacali Horns) (tracks 1–7)
turntable(s):
Ronny Jay (tracks 1–7)
bongos:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (track 8)
accordion:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–7)
guitars:
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 1–7)
arranger:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1, 1–7, 9–12)
background vocals:
Steve Jay (tracks 1–7)
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 1–7)
Nicolette Larson (tracks 1–7)
The Waters Sisters (tracks 8, 10)
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–8, 10)
bass vocals:
Steve Jay (track 8)
composer:
Bill Berry (R.E.M. drummer) (track 11)
Bobby Bloom (track 7)
Peter Buck (R.E.M. guitarist) (track 11)
Ritchie Cordell (tracks 5, 7)
Bo Gentry (track 7)
Paul Henning (TV screenwriter) (track 9)
Michael Jackson (“King of Pop”) (track 3)
Tommy James (track 7)
Mark Knopfler (track 9)
Mike Mills (R.E.M. bass player) (track 11)
Sting (singer, songwriter & member of The Police) (track 9)
Michael Stipe (track 11)
[traditional] (Special Purpose Artist) (track 1)
Al Yankovic (tracks 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12)
engineer:
Tony Papa (tracks 1–7)
lead vocals:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–8, 10)
lyricist:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–12)
mixer:
Tony Papa (tracks 1–7)
producer:
Rick Derringer (tracks 1–12)
phonographic copyright by:
CBS Records Inc. (for rights/distribution/manufacture use only; subsidiary of CBS, Inc.) (1988) (tracks 1–7)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1988) (tracks 1–7)
CBS Records Inc. (for rights/distribution/manufacture use only; subsidiary of CBS, Inc.) (1989) (tracks 9–12)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1989) (tracks 9–12)
publisher:
Abz Music (tracks 5, 7)
Ear Booker Music (tracks 2, 4–6)
Holy Moley Music (tracks 2, 4, 6)
Mijac Music (track 3)
recorded at:
remixes:
parody version of:
Bad (track 3)
La bamba (track 1)
Money for Nothing (Dire Straits song) (track 9)
Mony Mony (track 7)
Stand (track 11)
recording of:
Alimony (track 7)
Fat (track 3)
Generic Blues (track 12)
Good Old Days (track 2)
Lasagna (track 1)
Melanie (track 4)
Spam (track 11)
UHF (track 8)
You Make Me (track 6)

CD 4

bass guitar:
Steve Jay (tracks 3, 6, 8–14)
drums:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 3, 6, 8–14)
synthesizer:
Brad Buxer (track 2)
guitar:
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 2–3, 6, 14)
body percussion [manualism]:
Mike Kieffer (track 14)
percussion:
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz (drummer) (tracks 8–13)
keyboard:
Kim Bullard (track 14)
accordion:
Al Yankovic (track 14)
tuba:
Tommy Johnson (Session musician - Tuba) (track 3)
guitars:
Jim West (supporting musician for "Weird Al" Yankovic) (tracks 8–13)
arranger:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1, 1, 14, 14)
assistant engineer:
Jamie Dell (tracks 1–13)
Colin Sauers (tracks 1–13)
background vocals:
Jim Haas (James Edwin Haas, lead vocal "Happy Days" theme song) (track 6)
Jon Joyce (vocalist) (track 6)
Gene Morford (track 6)
Lisa Popeil (track 14)
Jerry Whitman (track 6)
Al Yankovic (tracks 3, 8–14)
composer:
Joey Allen (glam metal guitarist) (track 1)
Carl E. Bourelly (track 1)
David Bowie (track 1)
Kurt Cobain (track 3)
John Deacon (track 1)
Jerry Dixon (rock/metal bass guitarist) (track 1)
Floyd Brown (Floyd Brown) (track 1)
G. Mejia (track 7)
Dave Grohl (track 3)
Hammer (track 5)
Billy Idol (track 1)
James (track 5)
Jani Lane (track 1)
Mick Mars (track 1)
Brian May (Queen guitarist) (track 1)
Freddie Mercury (track 1)
Miller (track 5)
Karol Namysłowski (track 1)
Krist Novoselic (track 3)
Thomas de Quincey (track 1)
Brad Roberts (of Crash Test Dummies) (track 14)
Nikki Sixx (track 1)
Alberto Slezynger (track 7)
Rosa Soy (track 7)
Steven Sweet (drummer, member of Warrant) (track 1)
Roger Taylor (Queen drummer) (track 1)
Don Von Tress (track 10)
Erik Turner (track 1)
Lars Ulrich (track 1)
C.C. Warren (track 7)
Jimmy Webb (track 13)
David Werner (track 1)
Kirk Hammett (track 1)
James Hetfield (track 1)
Mario Johnson (track 1)
Vanilla Ice (track 1)
Suzanne Vega (track 1)
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–2, 4, 6, 9, 12)
engineer:
Tony Papa (tracks 1–14)
guest vocals:
Cheech Marin (track 7)
lead vocals:
Al Yankovic (tracks 2–3, 6, 8–14)
lyricist:
Floyd Brown (Floyd Brown) (track 1)
Billy Idol (track 1)
Jani Lane (track 1)
Nikki Sixx (track 1)
Lars Ulrich (track 1)
David Werner (track 1)
Ricky Bell (track 1)
Michael Bivins (track 1)
Ronnie DeVoe (track 1)
Kirk Hammett (track 1)
James Hetfield (track 1)
Mario Johnson (track 1)
Vanilla Ice (track 1)
Suzanne Vega (track 1)
Al Yankovic (tracks 2–14)
mixer:
Tony Papa (tracks 1–13)
orchestrator:
Brad Buxer (track 13)
producer:
Al Yankovic (tracks 1–14)
programming:
Brad Buxer (track 13)
spoken vocals:
Mel Blanc (track 8)
Alan Reed (American actor) (track 8)
writer:
Chrissy Amphlett (track 1)
James Atkin (track 1)
Bill Berry (R.E.M. drummer) (track 1)
Derry Brownson (track 1)
Peter Buck (R.E.M. guitarist) (track 1)
George Clinton (US funk musician) (track 1)
Bootsy Collins (track 1)
Mark Decloedt (track 1)
Ian Dench (track 1)
Flea (US bassist) (track 8)
Zac Foley (track 1)
John Frusciante (track 8)
James Harris III (US producer aka Jimmy Jam) (track 1)
Mark Hudson (US songwriter/record producer) (track 11)
Humpty Hump (track 1)
Tom Kelly (songwriter) (track 1)
Anthony Kiedis (track 8)
Terry Lewis (US hip-hop/soul songwriter, producer & label owner) (track 1)
Mark McEntee (track 1)
Mike Mills (R.E.M. bass player) (track 1)
Junie Morrison (track 1)
Joe Perry (track 11)
Kate Pierson (track 1)
Fred Schneider (track 1)
Chad Smith (drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers) (track 8)
Billy Steinberg (track 1)
Michael Stipe (track 1)
Keith Strickland (track 1)
Steven Tyler (track 11)
Cindy Wilson (track 1)
phonographic copyright by:
Scotti Bros. Industries Inc (1992) (tracks 1–7)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1992) (tracks 1–7)
Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (1993) (tracks 8–13)
publisher:
Beef Puppet Music (track 11)
Ear Booker Music (tracks 9, 12)
JuJu Rhythms (track 11)
Millhouse Music (track 10)
Moebetoblame Music (track 8)
White Oak Songs (track 13)
later translated versions:
medley of:
Cradle of Love (track 1)
Tom’s Diner (track 1)
Love Shack (track 1)
Clarinet Polka (track 1)
Pump Up the Jam (track 1)
Losing My Religion (track 1)
Unbelievable (track 1)
Do Me! (track 1)
Enter Sandman (track 1)
The Humpty Dance (track 1)
Cherry Pie (track 1)
Miss You Much (track 1)
I Touch Myself (track 1)
Dr. Feelgood (track 1)
Ice Ice Baby (track 1)
Ear Booker Polka (track 1)
parody version of:
Achy Breaky Heart (track 10)
Give It Away (track 8)
MacArthur Park (track 13)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (track 14)
Rico Suave (track 7)
Under the Bridge (track 8)
recording of:
Achy Breaky Song (track 10)
Bedrock Anthem (track 8)
Headline News (track 14)
Jurassic Park (MacArthur Park parody) (track 13)
Taco Grande (track 7)
Trigger Happy (track 6)