| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Leaving Microsoft: My Resume | | 7:30 |
| 2 | The Reptoids are Coming | | 10:19 |
| 3 | Nitrogen Day | | 4:59 |
| 4 | Dear Women, I Am So Very Sorry. | | 8:32 |
| 5 | Ultimate Power | | 6:23 |
| 6 | Some Thoughts on Reincarnation | | 2:22 |
| 7 | Neopoleon County Blue Laws: Effective Immediately | | 6:32 |
| 8 | Proposed Amendment to the Neopoleon County Blue Laws | | 4:09 |
| 9 | Dangerous Times at 7-11 | | 3:39 |
| 10 | From Pepperoni to Pig Anus | | 4:12 |
| 11 | Earwok | | 3:05 |
| 12 | Protecting Private Property | | 4:42 |
| 13 | Typhoid Baby | | 5:28 |
| 14 | A Few Thoughts on the Subject of Genius | | 5:38 |
| 15 | My Father, My Transvestite Hero | | 16:28 |
| 16 | No Peace with French Canadia | | 10:06 |
| 17 | Not the London I Remember | | 4:00 |
| 18 | Canada Needs to Move the Hell Over | | 5:12 |
| 19 | Keeping the Eyeballs | | 17:01 |
| 20 | Office Space - A Cautionary Tale | | 3:42 |
| 21 | Keepin it Cool | | 4:26 |
| 22 | My Father - Good Neighbor and Disposer of Things Dead | | 8:24 |
| 23 | One in a Million | | 1:05 |
| 24 | Glop | | 13:45 |
| 25 | Jolene Blaylock | | 10:31 |
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