Tracklist

CD 1
# Title Rating Length
1 The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape and Some Matches)
0:20
2 What I Destroyed on My Summer Vacation
3:16
3 The Starving Artist Weight-Loss Program Works... To Varying Degree... Somethetimes
2:09
4 Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the Board of Tourism for Bad Sex, Ont.?
3:05
5 And the Award for Best Post-Coital Hug Goes To...
3:36
6 Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre
3:05
7 May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Thruthful, Good, and Mild
3:16
8 Broken Records
4:48
9 A Vision After the Sermon: Jacob Wrestling With the Junior Boys Soccer Team
3:00
10 Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale
3:10
11 Pink Slip +1: 30% Resistance to Your Daughter's New Pony
2:29
12 Dig Them Up and Try to Reason With Them
1:30
13 Class Aptitude Test Results Are In, and It's Martyr or Matador for Everybody!
4:37