| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Welcome | | 0:53 |
| 2 | The Diary of Pauline Calf, Part 1 | | 5:28 |
| 3 | Am I Pissed? | | 0:52 |
| 4 | Lots of Makeup | | 0:50 |
| 5 | Are You a Paul Calf? | | 4:29 |
| 6 | I Slept With My Lover's Dad and His Grandad | | 4:35 |
| 7 | Bag O' Shite Top 20 | | 1:29 |
| 8 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 1 | | 2:56 |
| 9 | A Bag of Useful Chat Up Lines | | 1:25 |
| 10 | Poor Old Uncle Paul | | 1:44 |
| 11 | Fantastic Facts | | 3:26 |
| 12 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 2 | | 1:41 |
| 13 | A Guide to Self Defence | | 5:02 |
| 14 | Are You a Pauline? | | 4:02 |
| 15 | A Book at Bedtime | | 3:46 |
| 16 | Auntie Pauline's Problem Corner | | 4:48 |
| 17 | Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Girlfriend's Father | | 0:40 |
| 18 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 3 | | 1:00 |
| 19 | Paul Calf's Top 10 Girlfriends | | 1:46 |
| 20 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 4 | | 1:38 |
| 21 | The School Report of Paul Calf | | 1:45 |
| 22 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 5 | | 1:03 |
| 23 | Paul Calf - Man of Letters | | 6:03 |
| 24 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 6 | | 0:21 |
| 25 | The Dog's Bollocks Top 20 | | 1:19 |
| 26 | In the Psychiatrist's Bed, Part 7 | | 0:17 |
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