Tracklist

12" Vinyl 1: Ultra-Modern Stringbean - (dark blue label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Exercise Four
1:12
2 Dog Breath
1:08
3 Dog Breath Variations
2:25
4 Uncle Meat
2:18
5 Montana
6:29
6 Fifty-Fifty
8:05
7 [Mudshark intro]
1:42
8 Mudshark
11:39
9 Farther Oblivion
10:50
12" Vinyl 2: Nifty - (Sky blue label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Be-Bop Tango Preamble / Pygmy Twylyte
10:56
2 Dupree's Paradise Story / Be-Bop Tango
8:06
3 Dog Breath / Uncle Meat
4:23
4 Don't Eat the Yellow Snow / Nanook Rubs It / St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast / Mar-juh-rene
13:15
5 Penguin in Bondage
5:17
6 T'Mershi Duween
1:54
12" Vinyl 3: Ein Monster In Der Musikhalle - (Orange label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Tush Tush Tush (A Token of My Extreme)
3:04
2 The Hook
2:48
3 Dupree's Paradise
20:44
4 I'm the Slime
4:02
5 Pygmy Twylyte / [Room Service]
18:50
12" Vinyl 4: If You Have a Haedache - (pink label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Intro
3:46
2 Apostrophe (')
5:30
3 Stinkfoot
5:28
4 I'm Not Satisfied
2:06
5 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
9:27
6 You Can Swallow My Pride
4:50
7 Any Downers? / Packard Goose
8:32
8 Camarillo Brillo
4:01
9 Muffin Man
3:26
12" Vinyl 5: Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth Fairy - (red label)
# Title Rating Length
1 [intro]
1:22
2 Gloria
7:51
3 [intro]
1:17
4 Inca Roads
9:50
5 [intro]
0:35
6 Pygmy Twylyte
5:21
7 Idiot Bastard Son
2:31
8 Cheepnis
4:22
9 [intro]
1:03
10 Cheepnis (clear version)
5:36
12" Vinyl 6: A Token of My Extreme - (Silver label)
# Title Rating Length
1 A Token of My Extreme
7:57
2 Stinkfoot
6:18
3 Sleeping in a Jar
2:59
4 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
2:39
5 Debra Cadabra
4:33
6 Florentine Pogen
9:37
7 [intro]
1:52
8 Why Doesn't Someone Get Him a Pepsi?
10:08
12" Vinyl 7: I Was a Teenage Maltshop - (pale yellow label)
# Title Rating Length
1 I Was a Teenage Maltshop / Status Back Baby / Ned the Mumbler / Ned Has a Brainstorm / Toads of the Short Forest
1:50
2 Excerpt from the Uncle Frankie Show [Mystery Disc version]
0:40
3 Charva [The Lost Episodes version]
1:59
4 Band Introductions from the Fillmore West [not listed] [Mystery Disc version]
1:11
5 Plastic People [Berry/Zappa] / Solo [Mystery Disc version of something]
1:58
6 Bobby Jameson: Gotta Find My Roogalator
2:22
7 Baby Ray & the Ferns: How's Your Bird
2:13
8 Baby Ray & the Ferns: The World's Greatest Sinner
2:29
9 The Penguins: Memories of El Monte [Zappa/Collins]
2:44
10 Camarillo Brillo
5:28
11 Muffin Man
3:26
12 Let's Make the Water Turn Black
3:52
13 Willie the Pimp
9:16
12" Vinyl 8: Petrouska - (bright yellow label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Intro to
1:52
2 You Didn't Try to Call Me
2:15
3 Petrouska [Stravinsky]
0:56
4 Bristol Stomp [Appel/Mann]
0:40
5 Baby Love [Supremes]
0:53
6 Big Leg Emma
2:16
7 Intro to
0:35
8 King Kong [edit]
5:13
9 It Can't Happen Here [edit]
3:16
10 No Matter What You Do (interpolating Tchaikovsky's 6th) Pygmy Twylyte Room Service
18:32
12" Vinyl 9: Zurkon Music - (cream label)
# Title Rating Length
1 Intro [from "Flakes"]
1:36
2 San Ber'dino [BABY SNAKES video version]
4:59
3 Tryin' to Grow a Chin [Stage #6 version]
3:31
4 City of Tiny Lites [BABY SNAKES video version] & The Squirm [guitar solo]
11:11
5 Big Leg Emma
2:05
6 Audience Participation [BABY SNAKES video version]
7:16
7 The Black Page #2 [BABY SNAKES video & Baby Snakes album version]
2:51
8 Jones Crusher [BABY SNAKES video & Baby Snakes album version]
3:24
9 Camarillo Brillo [BABY SNAKES video version]
3:47
10 Black Napkins [BABY SNAKES video version]
6:57
12" Vinyl 10: Back on the Straight and Narrow - (green label)
# Title Rating Length
1 The Illinois Enema Bandit
8:27
2 Wind up Working in a Gas Station
4:13
3 Tryin' to Grow a Chin
4:10
4 The Torture Never Stops
7:12
5 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
3:53
6 I Ain't Got No Heart
2:30
7 I'm Not Satisfied
1:51
8 Black Napkins
10:39
9 Honey, Don't You Want a Man like Me
3:35

Credits

12" Vinyl 1: Ultra-Modern Stringbean - (dark blue label)

composer:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 1–6, 9)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 5–6, 9)
later translated versions:
Hikiset henget (tracks 2–3)
live recording of:
Dog Breath (tracks 2–3)
Exercise #4 (track 1)
Father O’Blivion (track 9)
Fifty-Fifty (track 6)
Montana (track 5)
Mudshark (track 8)

12" Vinyl 2: Nifty - (Sky blue label)

composer:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 2, 2–6)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 4–5)
later translated versions:
Hikiset henget (track 3)
live recording of:
Dog Breath (track 3)
Penguin in Bondage (track 5)
T'Mershi Duween (track 6)

12" Vinyl 3: Ein Monster In Der Musikhalle - (Orange label)

composer:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 1, 3–5)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 1, 4)
live recording of:
I’m the Slime (track 4)
Pygmy Twylyte (track 5)

12" Vinyl 4: If You Have a Haedache - (pink label)

composer:
Jack Bruce (track 2)
Jim Gordon (Drummer (Derek and the Dominos)) (track 2)
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 2–5, 7, 7–9)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 3–5, 7–9)
live recording of:
Any Downers? (track 7)
Apostrophe’ (track 2)
Camarillo Brillo (track 8)
Packard Goose (track 7)
Stink‐Foot (track 3)
The Muffin Man (track 9)

12" Vinyl 5: Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth Fairy - (red label)

composer:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 4, 6–8, 10)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 4, 7–8, 10)
live recording of:
Cheepnis (tracks 8, 10)
Inca Roads (track 4)
recording of:
Pygmy Twylyte (track 6)

12" Vinyl 6: A Token of My Extreme - (Silver label)

composer:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 1–2, 6)
lyricist:
Frank Zappa (American musician, composer, activist and filmmaker) (tracks 1–2, 6)
live recording of:
Debra Kadabra (track 5)
Florentine Pogen (track 6)
Sleeping in a Jar (track 3)
Stink‐Foot (track 2)
part of:
The String Quartet (track 3)