Tracklist

Medium 1
# Title Rating Length
1 To the Listener
1:15
2 Oh, You Shouldn't Skip the Introduction!
4:00
3 Chapter 01: Oh, the Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating!
10:45
4 Chapter 02: Oh, the Advice You Should Ignore!
5:33
5 Chapter 03: Oh, the Personal Notes You Should Write!
6:15
6 Chapter 04: Oh, Are You Going to Hate Your First Job!
8:51
7 Chapter 05: Oh, the Drugs You Will Take!
4:52
8 Chapter 06: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Have!
6:23
9 Chapter 07: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Fake! (For the Ladies)
3:07
10 Chapter 08: Oh, If You're Involved in Hardcore Bondage and Discipline, You Should Have a 'safeword'!
2:12
Medium 2
# Title Rating Length
1 Chapter 09: Oh, Pick a Religion, Any Religion!
5:31
2 Chapter 10: Oh, the Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself!
4:54
3 Chapter 11: Oh, the Politicians Who Will Disappoint You!
5:35
4 Chapter 12: Oh, the Person of Your Dreams vs. The Person You Can Actually Attract!
6:06
5 Chapter 13: Oh, Just Looking at Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!
5:14
6 Chapter 14: Oh, the Violent Television Your Children Will Watch!
5:47
7 Chapter 15: Oh, the Bad Investments You'll Make (And the Good Ones You Won't)!
6:42
8 Chapter 16: Oh, You Should Go to Canada and See the Northern Lights Before You Die!
5:11
9 Chapter 17: Oh, the Weight You Will Gain!
5:58
10 Chapter 18: Oh, the Houses You Will Covet, and the Homeowners You Will Envy!
6:57
11 Chapter 19: Oh, the People You Must Trample to Get Ahead!
3:39
12 Chapter 20: Oh, the Books You'll Read!
4:34
13 Chapter 21: Oh, the People You'll Sue!
2:17
Medium 3
# Title Rating Length
1 Chapter 22: Oh, Watch Out for Disgruntled Former Employees!
4:33
2 Chapter 23: Oh, the Giving Back to Your Community You Oughtta Be Doing, Instead of Listening to This!
8:30
3 Chapter 24: Oh, the Best Is Yet to Come!
5:24
4 Chapter 25: Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering After Effects!
5:39
5 Chapter 26: Oh, Laughter Is the Best Medicine!
3:41
6 Chapter 27: Oh, the Loneliness, the Loneliness!
4:40
7 Chapter 28: Oh, the Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!
3:32
8 Oh, the Afterward!
3:00