Greatest Hits

~ Release by Bob Rivers (see all versions of this release, 1 available)

Tracklist

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▼ CD 1
#TitleRatingLength
150 Plates to Feed My Brother
1:42
250 Ways to Eat Your Lover
1:37
3A Letter to Santa
2:40
4A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas
4:45
5Ally McBeal
1:48
6American Pie Eulogy
2:57
7Another Kick in the Balls
1:36
8As Beers Go By
2:17
9Asshole Son
2:22
10Be Claus I Got High
3:27
11Biker’s Christmas Carol
2:55
12Bin Laden and the Jets
1:47
13Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas
2:00
14Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
2:58
15Born to Be Mild
1:52
16Bowel Moves
2:37
17Burned on the Barbeque
2:28
18Butch the Gay Santa Claus
1:37
19Buttcracker Suite
4:04
20Carol of the Bartenders
1:39
▼ CD 2
#TitleRatingLength
1Caught Me One Handed
2:06
2Chatroom
recording of:
Chatroom
parody version of:
Convoy
52:32
3Cheney’s Got a Gun
2:17
4Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)
2:17
5Clean the Catbox
2:03
6Condom Song
3:47
7Cows With Guns
2:48
8Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
2:37
9Doin’ It Doggystyle
2:35
10Dolly Parton’s Tits
1:56
11Drivers on the Phone
2:28
12Elmo’s Got a Gun
1:22
13Fart in an Elevator
3:31
14Feelin’ Boobies
1:14
15For Those Who Bombed Iraq
1:59
16Foreigners
1:17
17Free as a Turd
2:10
18Free Ballin’
2:33
19Frosty the Pervert
2:26
20Getting Fatter All the Time
1:56
▼ CD 3
#TitleRatingLength
1Ghosts in White Linen
1:16
2Gilligans Island
0:58
3Gimmie 12 Steps
2:41
4Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
2:25
5Gropin’ in the Classroom
2:07
6Hark! The Hair
0:57
7Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
1:50
8Heavin’ on a Jet Plane
1:37
9Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS
2:19
10Hey You! Get Off of My House
2:53
11Ho Ho Fucking Ho
2:37
12Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
3:04
13Homeless for the Holidays
2:52
14I Am Santa Claus
3:23
15I Can’t Ski Babe
2:29
16I Fought the Lawn
1:30
17I Let an Intern Go Down on Me
2:05
18I Like Big Tits
2:52
19I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand
2:58
20I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
2:26
▼ CD 4
#TitleRatingLength
1I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
2:54
2I Saw Her Leaning There
1:46
3I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
2:43
4I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
2:20
5I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
2:11
6I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
2:43
7I Want My MP3
2:00
8Ice Fish Baby
3:39
9I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas
2:27
10I’ll Never Shit Solid Again
3:17
11I’m a Weight Watcher
1:43
12Inflatable Woman
2:45
13Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year
2:52
14Itty Bitty Titties
3:39
15Joy to the World
1:22
16Kill the Wabbit
2:17
17Kittycat Song
1:21
18Leader of Iraq
1:36
19Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
3:18
20Little Hummer Girl
2:05
▼ CD 5
#TitleRatingLength
1Lots of Cleavage
1:14
2Marijuanaville
4:02
3Me and Mrs. Claus
2:20
4Menopause Is Coming to Town
0:58
5My Medication
1:20
6O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads
1:26
7Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy
1:48
8One Turban, One Scott and One Queer
2:44
9Pick My Nose Again
1:42
10Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
1:26
11Please Don’t Wear That Thong
1:53
12PMS
2:33
13Police Stop My Car
1:59
14Rare Funny Star Trek Parody
4:56
15Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo
1:52
16Rusty Chevrolet
2:38
17Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town
1:10
18School’s Out of Ammo
2:20
19Sea Lion Eats Tonight
2:48
20Space Station Oddity
2:24
▶ CD 6
▶ CD 7