| “Don’t Let the Bedbugs Bite!” (The Science of Sleep) | Ken Jennings | | | 12:15 | |
| “Don’t Make Me Get the Other Thermometer!” (Sickness Unto Barf) | Ken Jennings | | | 15:04 | |
| “Don’t Pick at That!” (Bumps and Bruises) | Ken Jennings | | | 14:14 | |
| “Finish Your Milk!” (And Other Drinking Problems) | Ken Jennings | | | 13:30 | |
| “I Told You to Go Before We Left the House!” (Bathroom Badgering) | Ken Jennings | | | 18:06 | |
| “If You Break Your Leg, Don’t Come Running to Me!” (Spring and Summer) | Ken Jennings | | | 17:18 | |
| “It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye!” (Vision and Supervision) | Ken Jennings | | | 25:09 | |
| “Kids These Days!” (Technology and Modern Life) | Ken Jennings | | | 17:27 | |
| “Look Both Ways Before You Cross the Street!” (Grievous Bodily Harm) | Ken Jennings | | | 26:13 | |
| “Put on a Sweater, I’m Cold!” (Autumn and Winter) | Ken Jennings | | | 14:55 | |
| “Quit Eating the Paste!” (School Days) | Ken Jennings | | | 17:57 | |
| “This Room Is a Pigsty!” (Kids and Other Animals) | Ken Jennings | | | 12:03 | |
| “Well, Life Isn’t Fair!” (The Motivational Mom) | Ken Jennings | | | 15:17 | |
| “What If Your Friends All Jumped Off a Cliff?” (The Awkward Age) | Ken Jennings | | | 17:37 | |
| “You Don’t Know Where That’s Been!” (Things Not to Put in Your Mouth) | Ken Jennings | | | 16:59 | |
| “You’ll Eat It and You’ll Like It!” (Mealtime Misinformation) | Ken Jennings | | | 23:51 | |
| “Your Face Will Freeze Like That!” (Looks and Grooming) | Ken Jennings | | | 16:13 | |
| Introduction / Preface | Ken Jennings | | | 8:48 | |
| Not While I'm Around | Ken Jennings | | | 3:08 | |
| Run, Freedom, Run (from “Urinetown”) | Hunter Foster with Rick Crom, Ken Jennings, Megan Lawrence, Rachel Coloff, Victor W. Hawks, Spencer Kayden, Lawrence Street, Kay Walbye | | | 2:52 | |
