| A Final Word About Kansas | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:00 | |
| Aging Sucks | Elvira Kurt | | | 2:17 | |
| Bathing Suit Pajamas and Crocheted Pantsuits | Elvira Kurt | | | 2:41 | |
| Bloody Internet | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:11 | |
| Everyone Hates the Crying Baby | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:33 | |
| Evolution of a Fella Girlie | Elvira Kurt | | | 2:06 | |
| Hallowe'en Segue | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:03 | |
| Here's Where I Help the Straight Folks Catch Up | Elvira Kurt | | | 3:50 | |
| I'd Like You to Meet My Parents | Elvira Kurt | | | 4:14 | |
| Intro / That Damn Scandal and That Damn Song | Elvira Kurt | | | 0:43 | |
| Just Say No. No! No! No! No! No! | Elvira Kurt | | | 6:45 | |
| Mall of America | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:04 | |
| My Generation Can Beat Up Your Generation | Elvira Kurt | | | 3:59 | |
| My Hair Hates Me | Elvira Kurt | | | 2:45 | |
| No! No! No! Reprise | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:31 | |
| Playground Flashback | Elvira Kurt | | | 5:55 | |
| Pushing the Homosexual Agenda | Elvira Kurt | | | 3:23 | |
| Removable Body Parts | Elvira Kurt | | | 3:12 | |
| Vive Le Toothbrush! | Elvira Kurt | | | 1:52 | |
