| arranged |
|---|
| 12 Days of Christmas | | | Splodgenessabounds | 2:30 |
| The 12 Days of Christmas | | | Max Splodge | ?:?? |
| produced |
|---|
| There's a Drink in It | Max | | Angelic Upstarts | 2:56 |
| instruments |
|---|
| Little Miss Perfect | | membranophone | Demon Preacher | |
| performed |
|---|
| Two Little Boys | | | Splodgenessabounds | |
| vocals |
|---|
| Simon Templer | | lead vocals | Splodgenessabounds | |
| composed |
|---|
| Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm | | | | |
| Brown Paper | | | | |
| Desert Island Joe | | | | |
| I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode | | | | |
| Isubeleeeene | | | | |
| Michael Booth's Talking Bum | | | | |
| Morning Milky | | | | |
| Poison Babies vs. Batman | | | | |
| Porky Scratchings | | | | |
| Rolf | | | | |
| Saying Goodbye to His Horse | | | | |
| Simon Templer | | | | |
| Sox | | | | |
| The Butterfly Song | | | | |
| The Malcolm Opera | | | | |
| Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please | | | | |
| lyrics |
|---|
| Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm | | | | |
| Desert Island Joe | | | | |
| I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode | | | | |
| Poison Babies vs. Batman | | | | |
| Porky Scratchings | | | | |
| Rolf | | | | |
| The Malcolm Opera | | | | |
| Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please | | | | |
| wrote |
|---|
| Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden | | | | |
| I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 | | | | |
| Machine Gun Kelly | Max Splodge | | | |
| Rude Boy | | | | |
| There's a Drink in It | Max Splodge | | | |
| What’s That Funny Noise? | | | | |
| Whimsy Zoom Zoom | | | | |
| Wiffy Smells | | | | |
