# | Title | Rating | Length |
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1 | Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath | | 3:23 |
2 | Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath | | 1:42 |
3 | Dustin Hoffman Thinks about Eating the Soap | | 3:31 |
4 | Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap | | 2:09 |
5 | Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub | | 3:18 |
6 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home | | 2:39 |
7 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious about the Absent Tub | | 0:59 |
8 | Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub | | 2:24 |
9 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue | | 2:20 |
10 | Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet | | 1:13 |
11 | Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub | | 2:49 |
12 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan | | 1:28 |
13 | Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself | | 5:09 |
14 | Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree | | 2:25 |
15 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom | | 2:47 |
16 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom | | 3:51 |