| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Amish Paradise- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil , Steve Jay , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Amish Paradise
- additional lyricist:
- Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- A. Ivey, Jr. , D. Rasheed, L. Sanders and S. Wonder
- publisher:
- Black Bull Music, Boo Daddy Publishing, EMI U Catalog Inc. , GS Only Productions, Jobete Music Co., Inc., Madcastle Muzik, Songs of PolyGram International, Inc. and T-Boy Music Publishing, Inc.
- is based on:
- The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island
- parody version of:
- Gangsta’s Paradise
| 4.15 | 3:21 |
| 2 | Everything You Know Is Wrong | 3.35 | 3:48 |
| 3 | Cavity Search | 3 | 4:20 |
| 4 | Callin’ In Sick | 3 | 3:41 |
| 5 | The Alternative Polka- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil , Steve Jay , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- The Alternative Polka
- lyricist:
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Billy Corgan, Chris Cornell , Dave Grohl, Alanis Morissette, Trent Reznor and Scott Weiland
- writer:
- David Baerwald, Beck Hansen , Bill Berry , Bill Bottrell, Peter Buck , Wyn Cooper, Sheryl Crow , Flea , Kevin Gilbert , Anthony Kiedis, Mike Mills , Dave Navarro , Chad Smith , Karl Stephenson and Michael Stipe
- composer:
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Glen Ballard, Billy Corgan, Chris Cornell , Dean DeLeo, Mike Dirnt, Dave Grohl, Eric Kretz, Alanis Morissette, Trent Reznor, Tré Cool, Scott Weiland and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- medley of:
- Sex Type Thing
- medley of:
- Bullet With Butterfly Wings
- medley of:
- Loser
- medley of:
- Black Hole Sun
- medley of:
- All I Wanna Do
- medley of:
- You Oughta Know
- medley of:
- My Friends
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
- medley of:
- Basket Case
- medley of:
- I’ll Stick Around
- medley of:
- Bang and Blame
- medley of:
- Closer
| 3.8 | 4:51 |
| 6 | Since You’ve Been Gone | 3.25 | 1:23 |
| 7 | Gump- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil , Steve Jay , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Gump
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Chris Ballew, Dave Dederer and Jason Finn
- publisher:
- PolyGram Music Publishing (ended), David M. Dederer Publishing, EMI April Music Inc., EMI Blackwood Music Inc. , Flying Rabbi, Raw Poo Music, Universal PolyGram International Publishing, Inc. and Universal–Songs of PolyGram International, Inc.
- parody version of:
- Lump
| 3.65 | 2:11 |
| 8 | I’m So Sick of You | 2.65 | 3:26 |
| 9 | Syndicated Inc. | 2.65 | 3:54 |
| 10 | I Remember Larry | 3 | 3:56 |
| 11 | Phony Calls- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil , Steve Jay , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- spoken vocals:
- Hank Azaria and Nancy Cartwright
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Phony Calls
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Sleepy Brown, Marqueze Ethridge, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, Ray Murray and Rico Wade
- publisher:
- Belt Star, Organized Noize Music, Pebbitone Music, Stiff Shirt Music, Inc. and TIZBIZ Music
- parody version of:
- Waterfalls
| 2.8 | 3:23 |
| 12 | The Night Santa Went Crazy | 3.4 | 4:01 |
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