| vocals |
|---|
| Bad Ride Number Eight: Blossom | spoken vocals | John Waters | 10:09 |
| Bad Ride Number Eleven: Hogwash | spoken vocals | John Waters | 10:44 |
| Bad Ride Number Five: Eugene | spoken vocals | John Waters | 9:51 |
| Bad Ride Number Four: Paula | spoken vocals | John Waters | 9:26 |
| Bad Ride Number Nine: Captain Jack | spoken vocals | John Waters | 6:14 |
| Bad Ride Number One: Stew | spoken vocals | John Waters | 7:44 |
| Bad Ride Number Seven: Busted in Kansas | spoken vocals | John Waters | 8:32 |
| Bad Ride Number Six: Woody | spoken vocals | John Waters | 6:56 |
| Bad Ride Number Ten: Bristol | spoken vocals | John Waters | 7:24 |
| Bad Ride Number Thirteen: Randy Packard | spoken vocals | John Waters | 7:10 |
| Bad Ride Number Three: Faye | spoken vocals | John Waters | 10:15 |
| Bad Ride Number Twelve: Warren and Tarantula | spoken vocals | John Waters | 8:28 |
| Bad Ride Number Two: Adam | spoken vocals | John Waters | 11:16 |
| Brazil | additional | S’Express | 4:29 |
| Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America | spoken vocals | John Waters | 8:08:28 |
| Good Ride Number Eight: Buster | spoken vocals | John Waters | 11:50 |
| Good Ride Number Eleven: Space Cadet | spoken vocals | John Waters | 7:14 |
| Good Ride Number Five: Yetta | spoken vocals | John Waters | 9:21 |
| Good Ride Number Four: Officer Laddie | spoken vocals | John Waters | 12:20 |
| Good Ride Number Nine: Bernice | spoken vocals | John Waters | 12:24 |
| Good Ride Number One: Harris | spoken vocals | John Waters | 10:29 |
| Good Ride Number Seven: Ready Whip | spoken vocals | John Waters | 20:31 |
| Good Ride Number Six: Crawford | spoken vocals | John Waters | 13:21 |
| Good Ride Number Ten: Gumdrop | spoken vocals | John Waters | 11:55 |
| Good Ride Number Thirteen: Delmont | spoken vocals | John Waters | 8:27 |
| Good Ride Number Three: Lucas | spoken vocals | John Waters | 9:32 |
| Good Ride Number Twelve: A Star | spoken vocals | John Waters | 11:11 |
| Good Ride Number Two: Kay-Kay | spoken vocals | John Waters | 13:09 |
| Prologue: Going My Way? | spoken vocals | John Waters | 18:41 |
| Real Ride Number Eight: Coal Miner | spoken vocals | John Waters | 3:25 |
| Real Ride Number Eighteen: Corvette Kid Again | spoken vocals | John Waters | 2:42 |
| Real Ride Number Eleven: Vietnam Vet | spoken vocals | John Waters | 12:32 |
| Real Ride Number Fifteen: Kitty and Jupiter | spoken vocals | John Waters | 15:31 |
| Real Ride Number Five: The Corvette Kid | spoken vocals | John Waters | 5:41 |
| Real Ride Number Four: Biker | spoken vocals | John Waters | 6:03 |
| Real Ride Number Fourteen: Mayor | spoken vocals | John Waters | 15:36 |
| Real Ride Number Nine: Here We Go Magic | spoken vocals | John Waters | 5:17 |
| Real Ride Number Nineteen: Restaurant Owner and Wife | spoken vocals | John Waters | 4:35 |
| Real Ride Number One: Day Care | spoken vocals | John Waters | 5:23 |
| Real Ride Number Seven: Male Nurse | spoken vocals | John Waters | 9:29 |
| Real Ride Number Seventeen: Kansas Couple | spoken vocals | John Waters | 3:49 |
| Real Ride Number Six: Cop | spoken vocals | John Waters | 11:18 |
| Real Ride Number Sixteen: Walmart Guy | spoken vocals | John Waters | 17:13 |
| Real Ride Number Ten: Shauta | spoken vocals | John Waters | 12:26 |
| Real Ride Number Thirteen: Renegade Builders | spoken vocals | John Waters | 6:43 |
| Real Ride Number Three: Glen the Farmer | spoken vocals | John Waters | 10:27 |
| Real Ride Number Twelve: Trucker | spoken vocals | John Waters | 7:01 |
| Real Ride Number Twenty-One: Craigslist Paul | spoken vocals | John Waters | 4:04 |
| Real Ride Number Twenty: Reluctant Heir | spoken vocals | John Waters | 1:55 |
| Real Ride Number Two: Minister’s Wife | spoken vocals | John Waters | 15:12 |
| The Best That Could Happen | spoken vocals | John Waters | 17:09 |
| The Real Thing | spoken vocals | John Waters | 3:32 |
| The Worst That Could Happen | spoken vocals | John Waters | 6:53 |
| Time Warp | spoken vocals | Tenacious D | 3:09 |
| Welcome to Bushwackers | spoken vocals [words] | Hollywood Vampires featuring Jeff Beck & John Waters | 4:13 |
| compiled |
|---|
| A Date With John Waters | | Various Artists | |
| A John Waters Christmas | | Various Artists | |
| liner notes |
|---|
| Hairspray: Original Broadway Cast Recording | | Marc Shaiman | |
| Pink Flamingos | | Various Artists | |
| lyrics |
|---|
| Female Trouble | | | |
| wrote |
|---|
| Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America | | | |
